New Hot Dad Summer Greeting Cards

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

Be a feral cutie on your next date with this cute, feral, candy heart design! Perfect for finding feral love and living your best feral life!

Have a feral day! Show off your feral girl summer in this funny, take out, thank you bag parody design. Perfect for living your best feral girl summer vibe.

It's officially Hot Nurse Summer! Show off your Hot Nurse vibes with summer and look hot in this funny, summer, hot girl parody, nurse shirt design!

Call me the glizz with the rizz! Glizzy rizzler!

Feed me and tell me I'm pretty AGAIN, I'm STILL HUNGRY. Eat junk food with this funny screaming cat t shirt perfect for any cat mom or dad out there who feels ready to knock something off the table any time they get hangry.

Hot People Drink The Nut...MILK! Get your head out of the gutter!

Hot People Drink The Nut (Milk).

This Beautiful Garter Snake Among Lily Pads design is perfect for those nature and snake lovers out there. Artistic and serene, you can almost smell the lilies.

I'm a bad boy with a bad attitude. I'm only approachable if you're looking for a bad time. My signature greeting is "Hi, it's knife to meet you.

The feral girl d&d moral alignment can be characterized as someone who doesn't care what anyone else thinks about them. They are independent, chaotic and yet chill.

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

It's no secret that Kratos is a top tier Father and the #1 Dad in Asguard and the Greek Pantheon! Those who are fans of Kratos and the God of War series will enjoy this parody Design. god gow war video game game kratos nerdy atreus obey parody boy boy!

The holiday season is filled with all kinds of delicious beverages! Frog nog and Hot Croakoa are everyones favorite! You can't go wrong with the classics.

Feliz Navidad! Lets face it -- Santa is the OG Dad Bod, the epitome of the body shape we all know and love! For those that really love their body and getting merry!

Let's normalize every restaurant giving you after-dinner tums. There's way too many of us that have digestive problems, just give us something to soothe our pain after filling our stomach with that which we know will hurt us.

Kratos is Daddy! Show off your pure unashamed thirst for this demi God Daddy design.

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Hot take ... but dinosaurs were gay. Being fawned over for centuries? Being displayed in museums?! Being a little mysterious?! I think there's a good chance that dinosaurs were gay.

Which daddy is the one you dream of? It's gotta be that beefy, hairy, hunk of ginger bear daddy Brian? Show your love for gay games, daddies, bears and gingers with this cute and flirty, dream daddy, parody shirt!

Jesus was American! Yeehaw, show your love for Jesus, Cowboy hats, dinosaurs, and America with this over the top fun Fourth of July themed design.

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I'm In Charge Of the Baking, any questions about the dessert menu will be directed to me, I'm the king of the kitchen now, and if you could please leave me alone. The perfect design for lovers of all things holidays and cooking.

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this funny, "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

Ditch purrrrfectionism and live your best feral girl life with this, Feral Girl Summer cat design featuring a sassy black cat! Get weird and do what you want.

To the Worlds Best Trash Dad! Yeah, you're absolute trash, but in the cute trash panda kind of way! We love you, dad!

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch! Inspire yourself and others to stay hydrated with these funny and sassy watered words of encouragement!

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

Proud Father of a Freaking Awesome Kid (who coincidentally bought me this). Give your dad the gift that keeps on giving (not counting yourself, of course).

Ever wondered what vegan poop would look like? Well, here you go, a design depiction of what it could be. The mystery is solved. You're welcome.

Ever wondered what vegan poop would look like? Well, here you go, a design depiction of what it could be. The mystery is solved. You're welcome.